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DAY FOUR

DAY FOUR: IN A CAGE
“SHUT UP! JUST SHUT UP!” I scream at them as if they can understand me. Maybe they can. Who the fuck cares anymore. I’ve been trapped in this fucking cage for four or five days now. I don’t know. There’s no day, no night and no end to that constant moaning. [...]

NAME the DEAD Contest RESULTS

This will seem rather anti-climactic but I have the results of the NAME the DEAD Contest. And due to the nature of my mood at the moment, I will break down the results into different categories to extend the length of this post. So with further adieu, here we go. With the [...]

NAME the DEAD Contest

Hello! I hope those of you that have taken the time to read Days One, Two and Three have enjoyed them so far. I’m considering changing up the format a little and actually trying to flesh out a few stories that take more than one day to occur. This means that I’ll [...]

DAY THREE

DAY THREE: HOTEL ROOM 1810
In March, my company had named me “Salesman of the Year” and put my name on the preferred parking spot sign right up front near the executive parking. With that prestigious award came the responsibility of flying to Chicago for a three day sales seminar on how to improve your [...]

DAY TWO

DAY TWO: AT THE OFFICE
How long have I been sitting huddled under this desk? I touch the side of my face and feel dried blood where it was running past my eye earlier. I don’t remember hitting my head but I sure have the mark to prove that I did. It’s quiet [...]

DAY ONE

DAY ONE: WHAT’S IN STORE
The dollar store may not be glamorous shopping, but it’s hard to resist the allure of a bargain. And I consider myself to be quite the bargain hunter. Of course I know that it all evens out in the end. I always end up buying more than I want [...]