Tag Archive for 'poop'

Poop test results

I stopped by the doctor’s office on the way in to work today to check on those test results from my poop.  The results were overdue.  I chatted with the doc for a minute and he told me that all the tests were negative.  Huh.
Then he called me on my mobile just a bit ago [...]

Playing with my poop

My Mom called to check up on me last night and see how I was feeling.  She does that.  And to reward that action, I regaled her with the story of my upcoming play date with the toilet.  Then she told me that was wrong and that the poop specimen was NOT to be fished [...]

A couple walks into a doctor’s office…

Muse accompanied me to the doctor’s office this afternoon to see if they would agree about the creatures that may be living in my bowels.  This has been a kind of on-going thing since coming back from Kuala Lumpur so we told the doc-of-the-day (you get a new doc each time you go) that this [...]

Sickness and sadness

Did I mention that I also seem to have gotten a cold during the flight from LA to Hong Kong?  At least that’s when the symptoms started.  And it continues even now.  My head and nose are stuffed up and I have the occasional sneezing or coughing fit.  It’s fun.
Even worse is that Guinness is [...]

I like it, butt…

I really like some of the local restaraunts here, but they give me some serious gas. I’ve only been back from lunch at a local place where we had a bunch of dumplings and dan dan min for a few minutes now and already I’m farting up a storm. Luckily, I usually can’t [...]