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Joke Day II

A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned.  She asks the clerk, “How much?”
He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”
She giggles and says “No, it’s just mustard this time.”

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Joke Day

A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.”
The librarian replies, “This is a library.”
So the blonde lowers her voice and says, “Oh sorry!” Then whispers, “I’m here to see the doctor.”

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Joke Day

Two old men were sitting on a front porch just watching life pass by. Suddenly, a Great Dane walks across their front lawn. The dog stops, lays down, and begins licking itself.
The first old man says, “Boy, I sure wish I could do that.”
The other old man says, “I don’t know. If I were you, [...]

Joke day

It’s been a rather crappy day so far today and I don’t feel like being creative right now. So you are stuck with a joke from the old archives today. Try to enjoy.
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A guy boards a train bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He immediately notices that the guy next [...]

Joke day

It’s been a pretty depressing day so far today.  So I’m taking a cop out and delving into the ol’ joke database.  Enjoy.
A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments for miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president [...]

Joke day

Sorry, I’m way too busy to write anything today so you’re stuck with an old joke from the newly rediscovered jokes database. My apologies in advance….
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The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, “Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo [...]

Hooray! Jokes database is back!

Yay! I am so happy. When my site crashed a while back after my attempt at a “creative upgrade”, I lost some of my old databases from the old cybrpunk.com version 2.0 site. Luckily I still had a backup though and I just found it today. They are once again imported [...]