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July 9th, 2008 by cybrpunk
It’s actually been a few weeks since I watched The Last King of Scotland on DVD. I wasn’t even going to write about it but it’s just been kind of nagging at me. To say that I had no idea what it was about before Muse and I watched it is a huge understatement.
So for those of you, who like me have no idea what this movie is about, let me tell you what it isn’t. It takes place in Africa, not Scotland. [Umm.. OK.] It’s about a tyrant who takes over a country in Africa but used to fight for the British and has some bizarre love of all things Scottish. [What?] There is a young Scottish guy in the movie who moves to this country but he is not a king. He’s a doctor. [So confused.] The tyrant considers himself to be the titular last king of Scotland because… well I have no idea why frankly. [Honest.]
It is a pretty good movie though. I don’t think it was as great as it was made out to be. The character of the young Scottish doctor is a complete moron and deserved far worse than what he got. It was hard to sympathize with anyone in the movie because most people got what was coming to them. But the story was decent and the acting was great. There was quite a bit of nudity, sex and blood and gore as well which was unexpected.
So, fair warning, this movie is not about some bizarre story of a black king ruling Scotland. I suppose that sounds more like a Martin Lawrence movie anyway. But really I had no idea….
June 20th, 2008 by cybrpunk
Ever since my commute changed from being an hour long to an hour and a half to two hours long each way, I have been burning through some books. This is definitely a silver lining to an otherwise sucky situation. However, at 1,074 bible thin pages of tiny type, I thought that Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand was going to kick my ass and it actually intimidated me a bit. Not because of it’s subject matter but because of the sheer volume of words that a book like this contained. It is, by far, the longest single book I have ever read.
Luckily, this book is so old that I had no real pre-conceptions of what this book would be like because I had no idea what it was about. I vaguely remember the ‘pseudo-intellectuals’ of high school and college talking about the book (and dismissing them as I usually did) but I never knew what it was about and never bothered to find out. Then I played BioShock on my XBox 360 and read the reviews for that game and noticed that this book kept coming up in the comments and comparisons. I was mildly intrigued.
Then it just happened that Muse was asked to collect a stash of books from a family that was leaving Hong Kong and donating all their unwated books to the local used book store and its charities. Of course I helped. I noticed and battered and taped up copy of Atlas Shrugged in that stash and knew that no one would miss it and that it wasn’t worth anything in decent condition much less the state I found it in. So I stuck in my pile of books to read. And then proceeded to avoid it like the plague.
So when I ran out of easy reads I broke down and tried to fit this thousand page beast into my messenger bag. It barely fit so I figured I was stuck with it. From the first day I started reading I was enthralled. I had no idea where the book was going for the first few hundred pages and no idea what was going to happen. Considering when it was written, it has aged quite well and is not written in an arrogant quasi-intellectual way like I had always feared it would be. I guess you could say it’s actually the most arrogantly written book ever written in a certain view but not in the ways I feared.
THIS is the book that I wish I would have read in high school or college and that it might have had some profound effect on my life. However I say this now knowing full well that no matter how intelligent I was then, it wouldn’t have meant nearly as much to me then as it did now. This book deals with life and it’s experiences and they way those experiences are managed and dealt with. For all those high school kids who say they read and understood this book, I say “I doubt it.” Maybe on some level, but I doubt they understood the gravity of what was presented.
Sometimes the dialogue can be a bit forced or cheesey like watching an old movie from the time period. Sometimes the theories and morales can be a bit (read extremely) heavy-handed and repetitive. However, even in it’s repetitiveness, the book seems to be reinforcing instead by introducing slightly new or vaguely different situations or moralities to really drive the point in. I do have to say that the monologues are completely out of control though. When I got to one part where a non-stop monologue was over four pages of tiny text, I thought “Wow. That was insane.” Later in the book there was a 56 page monologue. I shit you not. No one could talk that long.
But this book didn’t deal with common people. They are the backdrop to this story that takes place over many years. This book is more like a story of supermen and the evil villians who oppose them. All the “good guys” are described as gods or goddesses with perfect features and tall bodies and muscular frames and boundless passions. All the “bad guys” are sniveling backstabbers and fat whiners and ugly losers. Ayn Rand seemed to idealize more than the premise of the story. But this alone with that sometimes cheesey dialogue just helps to reinforce the feeling of watching an old black & white movie from the Golden Age. Back when celebrities were noble and graceful instead of the pitiful excuses we have today that can barely stay sober long enough to complete an interview.
This is a book that I will encourage my children to read; but only when they think that they are ready to tackle it. This is not the sort of book that should be forced on someone. If this would have been assigned to me as a reading assignment in school I would have probably burned the building down and taken my red stapler with me. This is a book that is to be read in appreciation of a time long past that could be more prophetic than expected. This age of everyone being too scared to be “politically incorrect” is kind of what this book warns against. Among many other things.
Atlas Shrugged is not a difficult read as I thought it would be. It’s just a very very long read. It does not play to the lowest common denominator and it may not be understood by everyone. I’m not trying to say that you have to be an elitist asshole to grasp this book. Quite the opposite, really. You just have to take it with an open mind and accept that this is not an action filled story in the modern sense. The ‘action’ is in the mental dueling, the wit and deceit, the double-crosses and the acts of resolve in the face of evil.
If you have a chance to read this book - especially if you have never done so - take the time. It’s worth it. But make sure you’ve got some years of life experience under your belt first. Or if you read it when you are young, try reading it again now and see if its changed at all for you. If so, maybe you’ve changed as well.
June 4th, 2008 by cybrpunk
I have to admit that I can’t remember when The Kingdom came out in theaters or if I’d even heard of it at all before I read the back of the DVD box at the local rental shop. I thought it sounded interesting so Muse picked it up yesterday for the weekly $10 Tuesday rental deal. And then we watched it at dinner.
After the first ten minutes I had to pick my jaw up from off the floor. Twice.
The kingdom starts and finishes strong and Jamie Foxx shows once again that he was meant to play dramatic roles in movies. The movie is powerful, emotional, action-packed and very suspenseful. And when I say action-packed I don’t mean like an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie or the latest super-hero from Marvel Comics. I mean devastating explosions, realistic gun fights, painful car crashes…. Everything you could want in a movie I think.
As I’ve never served in the Middle East I can’t vouch for it’s true realism but this movie shows things that no other movie touches and everything seems more real than I could imagine. This shows both sides of terrorism and the challenges that our people face in dealing with the every day trauma from a personal, political and physical point of view.
I don’t think I can recommend this movie enough. It’s not for people who can’t handle some blood and suspense but it should be watched for those people because they probably have the most to gain from watching scenes like this. This movie doesn’t seek to shield us from life or glorify the trvial; it puts everything right up on screen and lets the horror of it all make a lasting impression on you.
May 30th, 2008 by cybrpunk
Warning: contains some minor spoilers but seriously, have you seen the previews?
Muse and I went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull [omg could that title be any longer] at the theater in Tung Chung last Sunday. We laughed our butts off, usually for the expected reasons, for the first half and then it kind of shifted gears somehow. It was a great movie and I’ll buy it when it comes out on DVD but I think it was just too late to keep up appearances with the previous movies.
Harrison Ford is just as good in this version as he always has been although his character seemed to fluctuate quite a bit between an old man constantly thinking “I’m getting too old for this shit” and a hero that can do anything. In the first three movies he was a lot more consistent. The idea of him having a son was a cute idea even if the character was a little annoying. Short-Round had more personality. Him showing up looking like Marlon Brando was a bit odd and really set the tone for two hours of cliches and stereotypes.
We re-watched the first three movies prior to going to see this new one so we would be ready. One thing I noticed for the first time was how over the top, campy and completely unbelievable they were. I never got that from these movies before. Sure they all three showed some form of mythological magic in action against evil Nazis or evil Indians but they always seemed different. I guess now that I’m older (and wiser? nah) I had to suspend my belief in everything that happened so much more than in the past.
So when the new movie makes fun of itself or things in the previous movies it’s a nice hommage now and then but sometimes it was just too much. It seemed to ride on the hopes that the cliches and stereotypes it showed would carry it through and in some ways it did since all four movies are basically made in the old pulp fiction style of the Golden Age. I suppose the idea of aliens from another dimension are nothing new when thinking about the Azteks. And truthfully is that any harder to swallow than a box that melts faces, a man who can pull out a still beating heart from a human with his hand or a knight living forever drinking from a magic cup?
The special effects were very hit and miss. The ending sequence was pretty cool. However, as Abraxus pointed out in his post, the cemetary model that was used was really pathetic. Like him, I assumed we were supposed to be looking at an intentional view of a model and not the “real cemetary” as we were supposed to think. It was a total amateur presentation from one of the best special effects companies in the world which just made me shake my head in wonder as to what they were thinking.
I know it sounds like I’m bashing the new Indiana Jones movie and that’s really unfair. I’m a huge fan of the original movies and against my better judgement I still had extremely high expectations for the new movie. It was a fun, funny and entertaining movie. I would watch it again. It’s just that the Indiana Jones movies basically created the current Action/Comedy genre of movies that we have been evolving with since the early 1990’s and this movie just feels very retro and un-evolved. Not that that is a bad thing - it’s just not what was expected. I have no idea why.
May 9th, 2008 by cybrpunk
The other night I finished reading Mr. Murder by Dean Koontz and I can definitely recommend it. Even though at about page 100, I was unsure if I wanted to continue reading the book. Not because it was bad. No, it was because my heart was racing so much and my blood pressure was so high that I wasn’t sure I was going to live through the rest of the book. To call this novel suspenseful is a grave understatement. If you enjoy Dean Koontz as an author or just like good suspense stories with a little supernatural or science fiction thrown into the mix, then you may enjoy this book.
I didn’t realize that the book was a reprint of a much older story when I started. The copy I have is from 2006, but the original was published in the early 90’s. Some references make this very obvious, but for the most part Koontz keeps the details and pacing at a level where nothing really feels dated or so jarring that it doesn’t work today. It’s well written and the end is a bit of a stretch but it all works well.
I’m not saying anything about the story because I don’t want to give anything away.
Next up is Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand. Not sure if I’ll make it through that monster classic but I figure I owe it to myself to try.
April 28th, 2008 by cybrpunk
Not that it was longer than the standard two days, but this did end up being a nice long weekend. I would tell you all about it, but my wife has already gone through all the trouble of writing it all out, so I will just ask that you go read the details at her site.
On Friday night I spent a little time finishing up the last chapter of American Gods by Neil Gaiman so I could start on a new book on Monday’s commute. I’d heard from a lot of people that American Gods was a good book and it definitely did not dissapoint. I’ve been a big fan of Neil Gaiman since the Sandman comics series first came what seems like forever ago. If you are a fan of his and have not read American Gods, I highly recommend it. I really can’t say much about it because I don’t want to ruin any of the details for anyone. I’ll be checking the used book store for Anansi Boys since it has a few of the same characters although I understand it’s not actually a sequel.
On Saturday, Muse had a nice long nap so I finished playing Bioshock on the XBox360. Considering all the hype and glowing reviews surrounding this game I have to admit that I had pretty high expectations for this game. Especially since the creators were some of the same people that created the classic System Shock and System Shock 2 games many years prior. For a lot of the game I felt kind of disappointed and even a bit bored with the repitition. However the mechanics are decent and the story is somewhat interesting so I kept playing and I’m glad I did.
I’m guessing that the reviewers that gave it the good ratings that they did had completed the game because it just doesn’t work until you’ve finished the game and seen the whole picture and the whole story (or at least as much is available in this game). Some parts of the game are tedious or annoying ( I lost count of how many Little Sisters died on my watch in The Proving Grounds) but the overall look and feel of the game is perfect. It’s not a flawless game though and I encoutered the typical errors that are found in most games in regards to graphics, AI and physics. It’s a good game and well worth playing all the way through but I don’t think it was deserving of all the hype that it received.
It has been mentioned that perhaps I need to take a break from playing video games because I seem to be getting jaded in my opinions of new titles. Which I think is untrue as well as impossible. Untrue because there have been a number of games that I have played recently that I have absolutely loved (or at least really liked). Impossible because video games are a huge part of my life and I can’t imagine life without them. That may change but not today.
April 12th, 2008 by cybrpunk
Here’s something I didn’t know when I bought the book I Am Legend: it’s a short story collection. I Am Legend is only the first 159 pages and then the rest of the book is all additional short stories by Richard Matheson. Nowhere on the front or back of the book does it say that. The only way I even knew was once I started reading it and saw the odd table of contents. Why does it matter? Because most of the other stories were kinda crappy.
As good as the story of I Am Legend is, it’s not as strong as the legend the book itself has become. Richard Matheson’s writing does not age well. The namesake story was written in 1954 along with about half the other stories in this book. And it reads like someone from the 1950’s wrote it. It is hard to future proof any creative work of course but for those people under the age of about 30 will probably have a hard time understanding many things in this book. For the baby boomers out there, you will be right at home.
The reason I say this is because in the “future” of 1976, the protagonist must deal with Willys station wagons with 3-speed manual transmissions and a choke. What’s a choke you ask and what does it have to do with cars? Then stick to the updated Will Smith movie, you will probably be disappointed by the original story. The other stories in the book fare no better and there are some glaring problems with continuity and editing even in this re-release of the legendary story so I can only assume that these are Matheson’s actual mistakes at this point and no one will ever correct them.
The story of I Am Legend is good. It’s extremely dated and the pacing is slow and deliberate but it’s good. Most of the rest of the book is fluff that was probably written for various low-rent magazines at the time of their writing. One stand-out is the story called Prey which if you’ve seen the classic 1970’s movie Trilogy of Terror, you will recognize right off. The story of the homicidal Zuni fetish doll is much better in print than the version in the classic movie.
I’d still recommend reading I Am Legend if only for the namesake story but with the caveat that you may not be old enough to get all the outdated references and terminology. If that sort of thing doesn’t bother you though and you don’t mind a few confusing edits here and there then by all means pick up a copy and read it. It may not age well but it’s still potent enough.
April 7th, 2008 by cybrpunk
I just recently finished reading the Ciaphas Cain: Hero of the Imperium. This is one of the Black Library’s Omnibus books that collects the first three novels in the Ciaphas Cain series as well as three short stories that help to fill in some of the blanks from this ‘autobiography’. The three novels collected here are For The Emperor, Caves of Ice and The Traitor’s Hand which if bought separately cost quite a bit more than getting all three and the bonus shorts all in this one book. Yeah, it’s a bit bulky but it’s worth it.
The stories are the autobiographical accounts of a Commissar in the Warhammer 40,000 universe. For those of you not familiar with 40K, a Commissar’s job is to keep the morale and courage of the Imperial troops up and to deal with trouble-makers and insubordination. They are modeled after the stereotypical Russian officer of the real World Wars that are shown shooting deserters in the back and executing troops until everyone falls in line. Understandably, the Commissar is generally not well liked.
In these stories though, Commissar Cain is the opposite of what he should be and the result is pretty damn funny. Instead of being the typical shoot first and ask no questions ever type, he is a self-proclaimed coward and lives to get away with as little as possible in life. He prefers to not shoot his troopers to make examples of them because if they don’t hate him, they may not “accidentally” shoot him in the heat of battle or leave him to be eaten. Of course the irony is that whenever he does what he thinks will be the easiest assignment it always turns out to be the most important and tide-turning events which makes him look like a hero to everyone else.
These books won’t be for everyone and you really have to have a basic understanding of the Warhammer 40K universe to get a lot of the subtle references and jokes. But if you are familiar with this great game and genre, you will love these books. Instead of the cold hard grittiness you usually get in a 40K book, this one goes completely against the grain.
February 19th, 2008 by cybrpunk
Over the weekend I finally finished Assassin’s Creed on the XBox 360. I had gotten it while we were back in the States for the holidays when Best Buy had it on sale for $39.99 USD. Considering the game was still new and selling for $60 normally, I thought that was a pretty good deal.
It took me a couple weeks of playing off and on but I finally beat it and I have to say that I enjoyed the game quite a bit. I knew that the game was reviewing fairly well with the major games sites and magazines so my expectations were relatively high. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the premise of the game, you are an assassin during the 3rd Crusades that Europe made against “the Holy Lands”. Your Brotherhood of Assassins is tasked with stopping the Knights Templar from obtaining certain artifacts that would change the war in their favor.
What I didn’t know about the game was that its based in the future and all the medieval action takes place in a genetic memory replay computer thingy. You are actually a descendant of the assassin in question and they use this machine to have you relive his memories through genetic memory. It all sounds kind of weird but it works. So there’s actually two storylines going on and they’re relatively interesting.
Gameplay is fun. I’ll just say that now. It’s like a medieval version of Crackdown but with much better graphics. However, it is also rather repetitive for such a big name game. Don’t get me wrong though… the stabbings and the tasks may be the same over and over, but it remains fun throughout. The enemies become more plentiful as well as better trained as you become more skilled yourself. There are hidden items littering the landscape if you could just find them and the only inventory you ever have to worry about are your throwing knives (which are easily replaced). This simplicty keeps the action going strong.
Once you get the hang of it, you can take on a group of soldiers on your own or run like hell through the city trying to lose them. You can hide in hay stacks or blend in with white robed scholars. You can go anywhere in four cities in the game world and let me just say that the scope of these cities is huge. It’s amazing when you climb the tallest tower in a city and look around and see exactly where you are and the hundreds of buildings there are around you in just one city.
This game could potentially be rather short if you wanted it to be. Some tasks are necessary but others like saving citizens from abusive soldiers are not. You only need to do a certain amount of tasks before you can go on each of your assassination missions but you would miss out on some odds and ends and some Achievements if you are playing on XBox 360. I tried to complete as much as I could and there are still plenty of objectives that I didn’t finish.
If you liked Crackdown then you’ll probably really like Assassin’s Creed. If you liked Assassin’s Creed then you should definitely try Crackdown if you haven’t already. I say that because Crackdown didn’t sell very well compared to Assassin’s Creed which is a shame. It’s definitely one of my favorite 360 games so far and Assassin’s Creed gets the formula right as well. I’ll be looking out for the sequels.
February 16th, 2008 by cybrpunk
I remember when Valve first launched Steam with Half-Life 2. I remember what a cluster fuck that was as well. Sure things don’t always start off smooth, but the hoops you had to jump through to get the game you bought from the store was absolutely ridiculous. And that’s not even taking into consideration all the technical glitches that the system had in the face of the release of a major triple-A game title. Needless to say it only stayed installed on my PC for as long as it took me to finish Half-Life 2 and then it got removed without so much as an inkling of regret.
However, I recently purchased The Orange Box so I could finally get my hands on Team Fortress 2 and Portal. And since it’s Valve, that meant having Steam loaded back onto my system. As much as I wanted to play the games, I was not looking forward to having that back on my computer. Well, it’s installed and it’s actually not so bad now.
I’ve played through and finished Portal. If you like first-person shooters, original gameplay, warped humor and puzzles then you must play Portal if you haven’t already. Portal alone was worth the price of admission for me. Which is a good thing because out of the six games that come in The Orange Box [Half-Life 2, HL2: Episode 1, HL2: Episode 2, Team Fortress 2, Portal, and the Asia region bonus of Counter-Strike 1.6] I was really only interested in Portal and Team Fortress 2. I’ve played more than my fair share of Counter-Strike in the past and I’ve already finished HL2. I may play Episodes 1 & 2 but I’ll probably end up holding out till Episode 3 is getting ready to release so I can just finish them all and complete the story.
But one nice thing about Steam now that its worked out all (?) of its old bugs is that its a nice way of checking out new games. Currently I’m downloading a demo for a new game called AudioSurf that just released yesterday. Take a look at the link for game info, but it’s an action game that deals with music and you can use any MP3 or other format of music file to play it. I’m not sure how that works, but if I like the demo, I may pay the $9.99 USD charge for the whole game and give a proper review of it. Considering my love of other games that are dependent on or revolve around music [Rez HD, Lumines Live, Guitar Hero 1,2 & 3] its very likely I’ll like this one though.
And remember: The cake is not a lie. You just aren’t allowed to have any.
