Today’s comic posted over at A Little Scary marks comic strip number fifty. This is a huge milestone for me and my pet project. I never thought I would stay with it as long as this but it’s been fun coming up with new stuff under a constant deadline. I can also be proud that I haven’t missed that deadline once so far. Once I started on that twice a week schedule of Mondays and Thursdays I’ve stuck to it. Granted the times have varied wildly while I was in Hong Kong and then moving here but they are always up some time in the morning.
I need to thank Yoshi from Hello! Yoshi for giving me the idea for today’s comic. I never would have thought of that if it hadn’t been suggested by him. Ever. Never-ever. Thanks Yoshi.
Now if I can just make it to the 100 mark I’ll be all set. Eventually, I’d like to go to a three days a week update schedule as well but I’ll need more time to dedicate to that to ever achieve it. And with a baby on the way, I just don’t see that happening any time soon.
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. “So,” said her mother, “how was the honeymoon?”
“Mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon itself was wonderful – it was so romantic! But…”
Suddenly the young girl burst out crying. “Mama, as soon as we returned, Joe started using the most horrible language – things I’d never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home… PLEASE MAMA!”
“Sarah, Sarah,” her mother said, “calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?”
“Please don’t make me tell you, Mama,” wept the daughter, “I’m so embarrassed. They’re just too awful and I can’t say them! Come get me, PLEASE!!”
“Darling baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. I’m your mother – now tell me these horrible 4-letter words!”
Still sobbing, the bride said, “Oh, Mama…words like: Wash, Iron, Dust, Cook…”
I want this for the baby. It’s a onesie from the artist of a comic I read regularly called Goats.
Yes I know she will grow out of it quickly but this just cracks my shit up to no end. Ah… maybe I should just get it for myself. Well, in a larger size of course. And probably not a onesie.
An American Indian walks into a bar. He has a shotgun in one hand and bucket of shit in the other. He says to the bartender, “Me want beer .”
The bartender says, “Sure chief, coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall draft beer and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp.
The Indian then picks up the bucket of shit, throws it into the air and blasts it with the shotgun. Then he walks out.
Four days later the Indian returns. He has the shotgun in one hand and another bucket of shit in the other. He walks up to the bar and says to the bartender “Me want beer.”
The bartender says, “Whoa there, Tonto. We’re still cleaning up from the last time you were in here. What’s this all about anyway?”
The Indian says, “Me in training for job as State Employee. Drink beer, shoot shit, disappear for four days.”
Two old men were sitting on a front porch just watching life pass by. Suddenly, a Great Dane walks across their front lawn. The dog stops, lays down, and begins licking itself.
The first old man says, “Boy, I sure wish I could do that.”
The other old man says, “I don’t know. If I were you, I’d try petting him first.”
If you are a fan of cute animals with funny captions sites like LOLCats, you may want to take a look at this site I found today. The FAIL Blog collects pictures of failures on all different levels. And most of them are pretty damn funny.
Here’s an example (for those of you not trusting enough to just click the link for yourselves):
It’s been a pretty depressing day so far today. So I’m taking a cop out and delving into the ol’ joke database. Enjoy.
A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments for miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, “All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $100,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!”
The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck, filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno. The other men watch unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig and heroically extinguish the fire, saving the secret formulas. The company president walks over to reward the volunteers.
“What do you guys plan to do with the money?” the president asks the group. The firetruck driver looks him right in the eye and answers, “The first thing we’re going to do is fix the brakes on that damn truck.”
Muse is always saying how she’s like to go to Australia and tour the wasteland known as the outback and dive the Great Barrier reef. I’m thinking she has a death wish. Obviously, I’m not alone in that line of thinking. Take a look at this short and funny music video about Australia’s wildlife.
Art, Funny | cybrpunk | 
September 8, 2008 3:03 pm | 
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