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Funny video on YouTube

I had tried to embed this video like everyone else does, but it blows up Wordpress when I do it. Obviously something is wrong.

Ah, I just tried it again and see that as soon as I save the post, Wordpress changes the code provided by YouTube for the embedded video and screws the whole thing up. That’s a nice feature. WTF?

Anyway, the video is really freaking funny. Just watch it.

Thanks Yoshi for helping me with this!

OK You got me… April Fools!

OK You got me, yesterday’s post was in fact an April Fool’s post.  However, I did happen to fool a few people.  That’s not too surprising in some of the cases as this actually is a feasible possibility (although not possible for us due to absurd animal quarantine laws and other problems).

I am however most surprised by Mae remembering my classic ‘I’m joining a cult‘ April Fools joke from way back in 2003.  Especially considering I hadn’t even salvaged that entry on this new site before this morning (for reference).  Mae, you have a mind like a steel trap (and a hairy butt apparently).  Which, honestly, I thought I would never have cause to say either of those phrases.

Well, that was fun.  Now back to more serious business.  Because that’s what we’re about here at cybrpunk.com: Serious Business.  Seriously.

Sloppy wet kisses

For Muse. Because she smells bacon for no apparent reason.

see more crazy cat pics

A Little Scary

I’ve previously mentioned that I’m working on another web site. And that it wasn’t ready yet. And that I’d post more details later. Well, it may not be completely in the shape I’d like it to be in but it is completely functional so far.

I present to you my new web comic A Little Scary (http://alittlescary.com) for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure). There isn’t much there yet, but you will find the first two comics I’ve posted on what I’m hoping will be a regular Monday and Thursday schedule. This will also be where I post any new (or old) art that I’ve worked on, probably as filler material when the comic is running behind schedule.

So please take a moment to pop over and look at what’s there so far. It’s just the beginning and I’m still learning a lot as I go along. If you don’t think it’s terribly funny, then you won’t be alone. It’s just introductions right now and I think that it will get better as I go along. Please leave comments on one or both sites to show your support!

Thanks!

Joke day

Sorry, I’m way too busy to write anything today so you’re stuck with an old joke from the newly rediscovered jokes database. My apologies in advance….

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The Pope was getting into his limo one night when he turned to the limo driver and said, “Before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once.”

“Well, here,” the limo driver says, “Take the wheel, Your Holiness!”

Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who looks in the window, goes back to his squad car, calls dispatch and says, “I just pulled over someone real important and I don’t know what to do.”

“Well, who is it?” the dispatcher says, “The mayor? The governor? The president?”

“I don’t know,” the officer responds, “but the Pope’s his chauffer!”

Hooray! Jokes database is back!

Yay! I am so happy. When my site crashed a while back after my attempt at a “creative upgrade”, I lost some of my old databases from the old cybrpunk.com version 2.0 site. Luckily I still had a backup though and I just found it today. They are once again imported and that includes my old jokes database.

So now, when I run out of things to say, or just need to take a break from writing for the day, I can dip into that shallow well. Like today.

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This guy was lonely and depressed so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. The man went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy a unique and unusual animal to be his companion.

After some discussion, the owner brought out a little white box that he said contained a talking centipede. The man, although skeptical, took the box back home, found a good location for his purchase, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.

He asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go to the bar with me and have a beer?”

The man waited but there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes thinking his new pet might be shy, and then asked him again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?”

But once again, there was no answer. The man was starting to feel ripped off so after a few more minutes he tried again. Only this time he put his face up against the centipede’s house and shouted, ”Hey, in there! Would you like to go to the bar and have a drink with me?”

Finally, a little voice came out of the box, “Jesus Christ man, I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my damn shoes.”

Busy day

SO this is all you get: A free monitor cleaner.

Safe for work.

*EDIT* Updated with new link.  The last one stopped working.

Sing-a-long

It’s time for a Sing-a-long!!!

The rhythm or cadence goes like this:

buhh-dum-dum-dant
buhh-dum-dum-dant
buhh-dum doo-da-da
buhh-dum-dum-dant

The words are:

The ants in France
Wear underpants
They say “Ooo-lah-lahs”
and put on bras

And now you know what’s been running through my head all morning. Why? How should I know. At least it’s better than when I had the Bangles Go-Go’s stuck in my head singing “Out tits are real” instead of the more popular version of the song about their lips being sealed.

No you will never get the last 45 seconds of your life back. It’s the risk you take coming to this site.

Sharing

This is probably going to be the funniest thing I will see or hear all damn day:

I spent a half hour jumping around my apartment playing air guiter with a broom, which is pretty much the only reason i bought the broom, and quite possibly the only reason why i wanted to live on my own- So i could do such acts without crashing in the floor or pissing off moms or gma with my dreams of playing crazy electro-rock.

Direct quote from Livingdead’s post over at xoxxed.com.

Al this over some new stuff from Bjork. Good times.

My mind tends to wander

Muse and I have been talking about (and trying) to have a baby. And of course since my mind is a terrible wasteland, here’s a list of things that I’ve thought of that I will probably have to say to my child at some point in their life.

• “You are not a fountain! I’m just changing your diaper!”
• “How in the hell did you reach that???”
• “Yes it does fit in the socket but don’t do it. I said NO.”
• “911? Yeah… you’re not going to believe this one either.”
• “That’s right, your mother wants you to eat those gross things on your plate. I wouldn’t do that to you.”
• “That’s not edible. I said… crap. Honey!”
• “I get beer. You get juice. Frankly, I’m jealous of your juice. No really. No, we aren’t going to trade.”
• “Will you please turn that music down!”
• “Of course I care. That’s why you are going to get your ass beat.”
• “What do you mean you’ve never heard of Nine Inch Nails? What about Depeche Mode?  Skinny Puppy?”
• “What in the hell were you thinking?  Why?  *sigh*  Which jail?
• “You are so grounded!”
• “OK so you know about computers than I do now. Yes, now you are the master. Stop breathing like Darth Vader at the dinner table.”
• “I’m not old. Well OK I am but… wait, was my point again?”
• “What??? That was funny? How could that possibly be embarrasing?”
• “You have shamed your family and yourself. Let me teach you about Seppuku.”