is happy but worn out.
A blonde goes into the dry cleaners to have her sweater cleaned. She asks the clerk, “How much?”
He doesn’t hear her correctly and says “Come again?”
She giggles and says “No, it’s just mustard this time.”
A blonde goes into a library and says, “Hello. I’m here to see the doctor.”
The librarian replies, “This is a library.”
So the blonde lowers her voice and says, “Oh sorry!” Then whispers, “I’m here to see the doctor.”
Two old men were sitting on a front porch just watching life pass by. Suddenly, a Great Dane walks across their front lawn. The dog stops, lays down, and begins licking itself.
The first old man says, “Boy, I sure wish I could do that.”
The other old man says, “I don’t know. If I were you, I’d try petting him first.”
If you are a fan of cute animals with funny captions sites like LOLCats, you may want to take a look at this site I found today. The FAIL Blog collects pictures of failures on all different levels. And most of them are pretty damn funny.
Here’s an example (for those of you not trusting enough to just click the link for yourselves):
It’s been a pretty depressing day so far today. So I’m taking a cop out and delving into the ol’ joke database. Enjoy.
A fire starts inside a chemical plant and the alarm goes out to fire departments for miles around. After crews have been fighting the fire for over an hour, the chemical company president approached the fire chief and said, “All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved! I will give $100,000 to the engine company that brings them out safely!”
The crews try, but no one can get through. Then another fire truck, filled with a volunteer fire company of men over 65, comes roaring down the road and drives straight into the middle of the inferno. The other men watch unbelieving as the old timers hop off of their rig and heroically extinguish the fire, saving the secret formulas. The company president walks over to reward the volunteers.
“What do you guys plan to do with the money?” the president asks the group. The firetruck driver looks him right in the eye and answers, “The first thing we’re going to do is fix the brakes on that damn truck.”
Muse is always saying how she’s like to go to Australia and tour the wasteland known as the outback and dive the Great Barrier reef. I’m thinking she has a death wish. Obviously, I’m not alone in that line of thinking. Take a look at this short and funny music video about Australia’s wildlife.
I had tried to embed this video like everyone else does, but it blows up Wordpress when I do it. Obviously something is wrong.
Ah, I just tried it again and see that as soon as I save the post, Wordpress changes the code provided by YouTube for the embedded video and screws the whole thing up. That’s a nice feature. WTF?
Anyway, the video is really freaking funny. Just watch it.
Thanks Yoshi for helping me with this!
OK You got me, yesterday’s post was in fact an April Fool’s post. However, I did happen to fool a few people. That’s not too surprising in some of the cases as this actually is a feasible possibility (although not possible for us due to absurd animal quarantine laws and other problems).
I am however most surprised by Mae remembering my classic ‘I’m joining a cult‘ April Fools joke from way back in 2003. Especially considering I hadn’t even salvaged that entry on this new site before this morning (for reference). Mae, you have a mind like a steel trap (and a hairy butt apparently). Which, honestly, I thought I would never have cause to say either of those phrases.
Well, that was fun. Now back to more serious business. Because that’s what we’re about here at cybrpunk.com: Serious Business. Seriously.
For Muse. Because she smells bacon for no apparent reason.
see more crazy cat pics
I’ve previously mentioned that I’m working on another web site. And that it wasn’t ready yet. And that I’d post more details later. Well, it may not be completely in the shape I’d like it to be in but it is completely functional so far.
I present to you my new web comic A Little Scary (http://alittlescary.com) for your viewing pleasure (or displeasure). There isn’t much there yet, but you will find the first two comics I’ve posted on what I’m hoping will be a regular Monday and Thursday schedule. This will also be where I post any new (or old) art that I’ve worked on, probably as filler material when the comic is running behind schedule.
So please take a moment to pop over and look at what’s there so far. It’s just the beginning and I’m still learning a lot as I go along. If you don’t think it’s terribly funny, then you won’t be alone. It’s just introductions right now and I think that it will get better as I go along. Please leave comments on one or both sites to show your support!
Thanks!
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