Archive for April, 2009

Swine flu… whatever

Thursday, April 30th, 2009

Sick of hearing about Swine Flu or H1N1 already?  I know I sure am.  But that doesn’t mean it’s too early to start mocking the panicky world.  Have a look at this site for some fun Swine Flu shirts.

Thanks to Juan for the link!

Cows, gay monkeys, birds and now pigs… when will the animal kingdom stop trying to kill us off with their diseases?  Hmm… well, I suppose it’s fair after all.  Maybe they are just fighting back.  Oh if they weren’t all SO tasty!!!

Sigh.

T-shirt supplier?

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Has anyone worked with a local St. Louis area t-shirt supplier and printer that they can recommend?  Alternatively, an online t-shirt printer is also an option.  I’m looking for a company that uses quality materials and can be flexible with graphic placement but still competitively priced so the shirts can be resold at a reasonable profit.  Reliability and honesty would be nice features too.

If anyone could make some suggestions, please leave a comment on this post or send me an e-mail at:
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If someone suggests a good printer that I end up using, I guarantee that I will send that person a free t-shirt.  How’s that for incentive?

Adding pictures

Wednesday, April 22nd, 2009

Muse took Kira to get Easter pictures.  She was nice enough to let me have a few.  Here’s the latest picture of the wall above my desk at work.  Taken on my iPhone so the quality is crap.

Wall behind my desk at work

March Madness 1939

Tuesday, April 21st, 2009
March Madness 1939

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Yes this is a little late but what do you want?  I had to post the pig joke yesterday.  But today I catch up.

Here’s a little pictographic treat for everyone.  A bit of inspiration based on the now complete NCAA basketball hoopla known as March Madness and of course the bizarre day known as 420 that is almost famous as Hitler’s birthday.  Yeah… my mind is a strange place.

So what did the term March Madness mean 70 years ago in the year 1939?  Something quite a bit different than it does now I’d wager.

You have to hand it to the Nazis.  They may have been the scum of the universe but they sure could march.  My apologies to the websites that I snagged these pictures from.

Joke Day 04/20/09

Monday, April 20th, 2009

Grinning pig

A farmer was worried that none of his pigs were getting pregnant. He called the local vet and asked what he should do if he wanted more pigs. The vet told him he should try artificial insemination.

The farmer, not wanting to appear stupid, answered “Okay,” and hung up the phone. Unclear on what the vet meant by artificial insemination, the farmer decided it must mean he had to impregnate the pigs himself, so he loaded all the pigs in his pickup and drove down to the woods and shagged them all.

The next day he called the vet again, and asked how would he know if the pigs were pregnant. The vet told him they would be lying down and rolling in the mud, but when he looked out the window not even one was lying down. So he loaded them up in his pickup again and drove them to the woods and shagged them all again.

To his dismay they were all standing the next morning. So, again he loads the pigs in his truck, drives them to the woods and shags them for the third time.

By the next morning the farmer is beat, so he asks his wife to hop out of bed and look out the window to see what the pigs are doing. She says “Well – that’s odd! They’re all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn”.