Joke Day

Two old men were sitting on a front porch just watching life pass by. Suddenly, a Great Dane walks across their front lawn. The dog stops, lays down, and begins licking itself.

The first old man says, “Boy, I sure wish I could do that.”

The other old man says, “I don’t know. If I were you, I’d try petting him first.”

3 Responses to “Joke Day”


  1. 1Abraxus

    Bwahaha

  2. 2Colin Brooks

    Hahahaha! And ew!

  3. 3jason

    Hahaha…that’s funny.

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