Spoileders & stuff
I commented over on my friend’s site Insomnic Dreams when he was talking about the Harry Potter craze and mania over the new book. He was saying how people were intentionally spoiling the ending for people because they downloaded the book early just to piss people off. So of course, not having read the book myself, I had to add a spoiler as to how the Harry Potter story ends. And it goes a little something like this:
OK here€™s what happens:
Dumbeldoor gets caught in Macy€™s trying on some lace panties and garter set by Ron and Hermoiney. He tries to seduce them but the kids are saved by the Lord Voldamort guy only to tear off their heads and stick them on the spires of the Warthogs school. This gets Harry€™s knickers in a twist and he challenges Baldemort to a duel. Harry leads off with a Bulbasaur and Voldemert throws a Jigglypuff. An epic battle ensues. In the meantime, Pikachu snatches up the One Wicket and uses it to power the Mach 5 which he uses to destroy Malfoy€™s helicopter in mid-air. Bulbasaur and Harry beat the snot out of Jigglypuff and Volomort runs off with Snape over the rainbow. And they all live happily ever after.
So there you have it. How the series ends (at least in my messed up brain). It’s spoiled.
In other news, I did absolutely NO writing while on vacation. I meant to but I didn’t. I did however watch a lot of the National Geographic channel. We also had the unfortunate experience of watching Speed 2: Cruise Control on Star Movies. We had never seen it so we figured, what the hell. Well, I liked the original movie and I was truly shocked to see that this stinking pile of crap that was called a sequel was directed by the same person. Speed may not have been the best movie in the world but it was damn fun and entertaining. Speed 2 on the other hand was like getting a rectal exam with an entire box of steel wool and then having to sit in a tub full of lemon juice. Seriously, it was that bad. If you are like me and up till this point you’ve managed to miss this stinker, please continue to do so. Free was far too expensive.
I must correct you on the lace panties…they would be called knickers in the HP series if, in fact, wearing knickers and getting busted is how it ends.
I also want to second the motion on Speed 2. Although, I would have preferred the steel wool and lemon juice rectal exam.
I am really not sure if I spelled knickers properly. I am from the Midwest, so I would never actually call them knickers therefore not sure how to spell it either. I would call them drawers, panties or manties (since a dude is wearing them).
I really need to stop putting any more thought into this post…
Haven’t seen Speed 2, and now I won’t. I did just see the Fantastic Four (Not the Silver Surfer one). It was a feel good movie. Specifically: I felt good that I hadn’t paid to see it.
Welcome back!
Come on. Jigglypuff would totally beat Bulbasaur. Well, ok maybe not. But Jigglypuff is so cool!
The wife says “hilarious”. I say you and yoshi should act this out on video to give a better understanding of exactly what happened.
Hmm I think we might actually have some video of cybr doing something pokemon-ish. hmm…might be fun!
Yoshi got a lot of video of me (and sometimes him) doing or saying really stupid stuff. My favorite will always be, “That truck came out of nowhere!”
indeed, that was funny!