Tuesday Tinkles
Here are some questions for you to answer. And you will answer them, or I will personally think bad thoughts about you since you didn’t answer the questions. I may even ask others to think bad thoughts about you as well.
- Are you a “furry”?
- Are you lying?
- When was the last time you licked a cat’s asshole?
- Yes I know, but I also know you were lying for the first two. I guess technically this wasn’t a question.
- Was it?
- If you had a unicorn, would you let anyone else know?
- Would you eat it before the government showed up to take your precious unicorn away from you?
- I would. And then I would have super unicorn powers! At least until I pooped. Yeah this doesn’t look like a question either. It looks like crap.
- Have you ever fantasized about antelopes… antelopeses… anteli…?
- Where were you when those guys did that stuff to those people? Don’t lie, remember I can tell when you lie.
- Wow, really?
- Damn… that’s hardcore. Did you videotape it?
- What good are you anyway…?
- Are you going to share this post with the Interwebs on your own site? You know like those other listy kind things.
- Yeah, well same to you pal! By the way, do you smell something burning?
And this is yet another reason why I shouldn’t be allowed to make up my own memes.
July 10, 2007 3:36 pm 2 Comments
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By rev_matt_y, July 10, 2007 @ 10:08 pm
You are forbidden from starting your own memes from now on.
1 – No, I shave.
2 – maybe
3 – During the Boer War. There wasn’t much food around.
4 – True
5 – C
6 – If the money was right
7 – Mmmm, Unicorn
8 – Mmmm, crap
9 – anetellipe?
10 – Probably at work
11 – Probably
12 – No, I have to have my memory erased each day when I leave the building, and restored each day when I enter the building. I work for the feds.
13 – Not much, to be honest
14 – I will link it
15 – Yes, it’s my hair.
By yoshi, July 10, 2007 @ 11:43 pm
1. dude. this is weird. But no.
2. Nah, I’d never lie about that.
3. Uh, no.
4. Ok.
5. Nah, but that’s ok.
6. Nope. I want my own unicorn.
7. Only if I could BBQ it and also, gained all the unicorn’s powers.
8. I don’t think the powers would necessarily be lost after you pooped. That’s pretty debatable I think.
9. Nah, what kind of sicko you think I am?
10. I looking for a good shrubbery.
11. Yes, really.
12. Nah, I didn’t have my camera with me. Otherwise I would have. You know, kinda a Man vs. Wild type of thing.
13. Not much probably. But I did manage to find a shrubbery.
14. I will probably ask some questions myself. This is pretty entertaining.
15. Yeah, I was just thinking about putting this up. Sorry about the curtains, didn’t mean to burn them.