Paris vs iPhone
Just as I finally get a reprieve from the glut of news about Paris Hilton I see the new demon in our midst: the iPhone.
For days leading up to the launch were thousands of articles feeding the hype. Then it launched and everyone raced to put up their thousands of articles on well it did or did not work for the first 37 minutes they’ve owned it. Now we’re a few days in and the hype bubble has busted and iPhones are breaking, service is failing and funniest of all none of your iPod accessories will work with this thing. You have to buy all new. Suckers.
So, to all of you “journalists” reporting on the status of your iPhone every hour on the hour, I have a simple message:
OMFG, IT’S A FUCKING PHONE THAT PLAYS MUSIC. THIS IS NOTHING NEW. GET OVER IT.
Thank you… I feel much better now.
Daisy… daisssssyyyyy… hoooowwwww doooooooeesssssssss……… *bzzt*
way too much hype. i agree. I’m tired of it already. although it’s still pretty slick. kinda like a condensed version of microsoft surface. i still see MS surface as a “big ass table” though. LOL