Tiny Monkeys

Don Ho is probably rolling over in his grave just for me thinking that… unless of course he’s not dead.

Who hasn’t wanted tiny versions of their favorite animals? Tiny monkeys to carry in your shirt pocket. Tiny elephants to roam around your desk at work. Miniature crocodiles to hide in your friend’s refrigerator. Itty bitty dolphins to play with in the pool (turn off the skimmer…). You get the idea.

So why has no one done this? We have broken the human genome. We have developed cures for diseases and other nifty things using DNA. So why not tiny pet animals? Where are the priorities here people?

I am so going to die of cancer for thinking this….

3 Responses to “Tiny Monkeys”

  1. KD says:

    I want a tiny camel. It would be kind of like a moving cactus. Low-maintenance pets are the best.

  2. Angie says:

    I would cut off a finger if cutting off a finger would allow me to have a three inch high alpaca.

  3. Barina says:

    I want a tiny giraffe. And I want it to make squeaky-squeaky noises.

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