Archive for October, 2004

The Great Penguin-Armadillo War

Monday, October 25th, 2004

In an astounding turn of events, the mounting tension that had been building between the penguins and the armadillos has turned to all out war. Fighting in the prairies and ice flows has been intense but only for short periods of time. It seems that armadillos are not very good swimmers and penguins don’t last terribly long in the arid deserts and prairies.Onlookers questioned about these recent events could really care less.

However, the Texas Department of Transportation has noticed less roadkill along the state’s highways.